ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE DON ENTER OUR FAMILY

Artificial intelligence don come, and some Nigerians don already hand over their entire lives to ChatGPT.

Before, if you wan toast a girl, you go think well, compose message, delete am, type again.

Now, you go tell ChatGPT:

“Write a romantic message to a beautiful lady. Make e emotional, deep, and captivating.”

ChatGPT go write one message wey even Shakespeare go read and cry.

You send am to the girl.

She replies: “Awww, baby. This is so sweet. 🥹❤️”

You smile.

She asks: “Did you write this yourself?”

Your brain goes into emergency mode.

You reply: “Yes, baby. Na from my heart.”

Meanwhile, your heart never even open the app! 😂

The next morning, she sends you a voice note.

You carry the voice note go ChatGPT:

“Please analyse this woman’s tone and determine whether she is emotionally available.”

My brother!

You don turn relationship to cybersecurity investigation.

You no dey date again. You dey conduct penetration testing! 😭

Before you know, you go ask AI:

“How do I know if my girlfriend truly loves me?”

AI go reply: “Communication, trust, and consistency are important.”

You go say: “Thank you.”

Then you go send her ₦50,000 to test her loyalty.

My brother, na love you dey test or POS machine? 😂